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I Never Die

  
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  ♫I Never Die  
Jacques Slade

◄  Album : Community soundtrack  -  Performed by: Jacques Slade  ►
  Composed by: Jacques Slade  -  First heard: "Investigative Journalism"



“
It's the 'C' to the 'H' to the 'A' 'N' 'G', I do it like Zorro, not Jet Li!
”
Jacques Slade


After returning from winter break during the study group's first year at Greendale, they learn about Señor Chang's death. When they go to the Spanish classroom, a memorial to the recently departed teacher is set up, and a professor is there. She explains how Chang met his untimely demise after his moped slammed into an Arby's fast food restaurant. The students, particularly Shirley, are more relieved they don't have him as a teacher this semester then saddened by his passing. The students are shocked when Señor Chang enters the room carrying a boom box. He tells the "professor", an actress he hired, to leave and declares to the class that he is a man who can never die. Chang then turns on the boombox and this song blared out:

Song and lyrics[]

I_Never_Die_-_Jacques_Slade

I Never Die - Jacques Slade

Lyrics

I am Señor Chang! And I'm so ill!
This is a warning, I can't be killed!
All in your cabeza, without a chaser
Not another teacher with this much flavor

Get your hands up for Español!
This Spanish evil genius is probably the meanest!
Say hello [I've got to] the clase caliente
It's one cero dos, and I know how much you miss me

I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
No, I can not die!
No, I can not die!
I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
No, I can not die!
No, I can not die! No!

It's the 'C' to the 'H' to the 'A' 'N' 'G'
I do it like Zorro, not Jet Li
My moves are Latin
My loins have spice
I never do laundry, I hate all rice
I know more Spanish than you'll ever learn
Shoot from the hip like my name was Bruce Dern
He was in cowboy movies, right?
I'm Señor Chang, and I do it all night

I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
No, I can not die!
No, I can not die!
I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
I'm Chang! And I can not die
No, I can not die!
No, I can not die! No!



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