◄ Album : none - Performed by: Unknown ► Composed by: Abed Nadir - First heard: "Repilot"
Are you a good person being sued, oppressed, or beaten? I can help!
— Jeff Winger Hero-at-Law
The Winger Guarantee
After the study group graduated from Greendale, Jeff tried to become a crusading attorney fighting for the underdog. He opened his own law firm and hired Abed to shoot a commercial to promote his new business. It featured Jeff as a super hero fighting a robot called "The System". It opened up with a short ditty called "Jeff Winger Hero-at-Law" which extolled the virtues of Jeff's practice. Once Jeff's law firm failed and he was forced to closed it, Alan Conner paid a visit to his office and offered his own less flattering version of the jingle. It was first heard in the Season Five episode "Repilot."