Jeff Winger Hero-At-Law

  

  ♫Jeff Winger Hero-at-Law  

◄  Album : none  -  Performed by: Unknown  ►
  Composed by: Abed Nadir  -  First heard: "Repilot"

“ Are you a good person being sued, oppressed, or beaten? I can help! ”

— Jeff Winger Hero-at-Law

The Winger Guarantee

After the study group graduated from Greendale, Jeff tried to become a crusading attorney fighting for the underdog. He opened his own law firm and hired Abed to shoot a commercial to promote his new business. It featured Jeff as a super hero fighting a robot called "The System". It opened up with a short ditty called "Jeff Winger Hero-at-Law" which extolled the virtues of Jeff's practice. Once Jeff's law firm failed and he was forced to closed it, Alan Conner paid a visit to his office and offered his own less flattering version of the jingle. It was first heard in the Season Five episode "Repilot."

The song with lyrics

“ Jeff Winger Hero at Law! Best lawyer you ever saw! Hero to freedom Defender of liberty! South of the Forty At Lincoln you'll park for free! Jeff! ”

Alan rewrites the jingle: “ Jeff Winger Loser at Law! Rented office in a mini mall! ”

A deleted scene features Alan singing more lyrics to Jeff: “ Thought he could be an attorney heroically! Filing for bankruptcy Drinking compulsively Jeff! ”

Songs Season One "Don't You (Forget About Me)" • "At Least It Was Here" • "Wise Up" • "Daylight" • "How You Like Me Now" • "101 Rap" • "The Way It Is" • "Gettin' Rid of Britta" • "Whistle for the Choir" • "Somewhere Out There" • "Kiss With A Fist" • "Night Caps" • "Home" • "Party Where Your Heart Is" • "Pierce You Are A B" • "I Never Die" • "Merry Happy" · "Annie's song" • "Come, Take A Trip On My Airship" · "Greendale is Where I Belong" • "Werewolves of London" • "We Are Not Alone" · "Going Crazy" · She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain" · "Yi Shui Ge" · "Fish in a barrell" Season Two "Baby Fratelli" • "Linger" · "Anthropology Rap" • "Best of the Best" • "Dancing Queen" • "Waterloo" • "SOS" • "Gimme, Gimme, Gimme (A Man After Midnight)" • "Fernando" · "Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas opening theme" • "Jeff-in-the-box's Christmas exit song" • "Gravity" • "That's What Christmas Is For" • "Fancy Footwork" · "Reading Rainbow (theme song)" Season Three "We're Gonna Finally Be Fine" • "Roxanne" • "Hello (Song)" • "Glee" • "Christmas Infiltration" • "Baby Boomer Santa" • "Teach Me How To Understand Christmas" • "Happy Birthday Jesus!" • "Carol of the Bells" • "Pocket Full of Hawthornes" • "Daybreak" • "Ave Maria" • "Kiss From A Rose" • "HIs Name Was Alex: A Star-Burns Memorial" Season Four "Abed's Happy Community College Show (theme song)" • "Greendale Babies (theme song)" · "You Get What You Give" • "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover" • "PEE Song" • "As I Lay Me Down" • "That's an Adventure" • "Here In The Woods" · "My Most Terrible Secret" Season Five "Jeff Winger Hero-At-Law" · "Creep" • "Ass Crack Bandit (song)" • "Come Sail Away • "More Than This" • "Fat Dog" · "Payday Apology Rap" · "G.I. Joe (theme song)" · "Open the Door" · "Ants Marching" Season Six "How You've Grown" · "Pillar of Garbage" · "Gay Dean" · "I Have Been Vicki the Most" · "Starlight" · "Ends of the Earth"