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Pocket Full of Hawthornes

  
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  ♫Pocket Full of Hawthornes  
Urbana 2

◄  Album : None  -  Performed by: Urbana Champaign (D.J "Shangela" Pierce)  ►
  Composed by: Ludwig Göransson  -  First heard: "Advanced Gay"



“
Hawthornes, baby! MMM...YESSS!
”
Urbana Champaign, "Advanced Gay".


"Pocket Full of Hawthornes" is the song and the accompanying music video that's a tribute to the product Hawthorne Wipes. Pierce is angry at first about the homage but quickly gets over it when he realizes the product's status as a gay icon could be lucrative. It's first heard in the Season Three episode "Advanced Gay". It is performed by drag queen Urbana Champaign who in turn is portrayed by real life drag queen D.J.Pierce, better known as his persona Shangela Laquifa Wadley.

Song and lyrics[]

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Pocket Full of Hawthornes

Lyrics


It's Friday night.
I'm putting on my highest heels.
My shortest skirt.
My best device for concealing my penis,
and I got everything I need.

OW!

I got my body,
got my lips,
got a pocket full of Hawthornes,
p-p-p-pocket full of Hawthornes.

I got my body,
got my lips,
got a pocket full of Hawthornes,
p-p-p-pocket full of Hawthornes.

Hawthornes, baby!

MMM...YESSS!



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